[ALIGN=CENTER]If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
And whose cruel idea was it to put an `S` in the word `Lisp`?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do 'practice`?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
Is a ****l-less turtle homeless or just naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
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I've found this subject in a site, so I just post it here
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